NFL Thread

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Now free to rip those cigs.

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The Broncos are the worst team in the league. Randy Marsh must be livid.

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I feel bad for my wife's uncle, he's a die-hard Raiders fan and they'd probably be a contender in any other division. I still think this is an apt description

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What a completely normal turn of events! This Dan Snyder guy seems really nice.

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Baller Status+++++ if you can get Elton John to sing at your wedding and Tom Brady to stand in the third row. Respect this fossil. Even if she is a fake ass Carrie Underwood.

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pixel, congratulations on the Vikings being #2 in the NFC overall.


I HATE THE FUCKING RAVENS!!!! Goddamn are they shit this year. Do they know there's four quarters?

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What a complete mismatch in skills and personality. We've seen him will a win into existence in some great football games. Then when he gets off the field, he's such an aloof conservative weirdo doofus that he makes Kirk Cousins look like Mr. Congeniality.

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The Commanders are a lot like North Korea: We know it's a shithole, everyone wants to help them, but it's ruled by a dirtbag dictator who no one wants to deal with.

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Kim Jong Un is far more likable.

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I've never felt better about football than watching the Packers struggle. But according to Lutheran legend, my schadenfreude-based joy will be punished: First with a terrible NFC Championship loss and then the Packers will draft some PAC12/BIG12 shlubb who will lead them to another Super Bowl. Bonus points if it's a Super Bowl loss to the Bills and Stefon Diggs.

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Ehlinger went to the same high school as Foles and Drew Brees and had better stats, so that's interesting, even though he was a really low draft pick compared to them. Hopefully he didn't Al Bundy peak in high school.

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Russell might be bullied into retirement