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In high school my wife always chased after shorter guys because she is barely 5 foot. Then I came along with my 6’2” self and she nearly turned me down. Meeting her family for the first time was awkward because I felt like Gandalf entering a Hobbit home. Her older sister, who is 4’8”, was dumbstruck the first time we met.

Now that we’ve had kids, both of them are destined to outgrow her by a lot. She always tells me if we would ever to split up, she would definitely date someone shorter.
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Good on her for trying. If she was wearing something that covered her butt nobody would care about the video.
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Bandit wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:34 am
The better question is would you drink 75 fl. oz (2.2 L) of tequila for $1,000? That's a 1.75L bottle of booze plus another quarter of one.

A few people in my past would've taken that bet. :olol: :puke: Some of them might've been able to walk around afterwards.
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pixel wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 2:15 am
Bandit wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 11:34 am
The better question is would you drink 75 fl. oz (2.2 L) of tequila for $1,000? That's a 1.75L bottle of booze plus another quarter of one.

A few people in my past would've taken that bet. :olol: :puke: Some of them might've been able to walk around afterwards.
Wait a minute, I just rewatched that video. I was way off on my calculations. I was assuming that the bartender poured 50 jiggers (1.5 fl. oz).

The bartender only used one 750mL bottle of Patron, right? For $1,000!? I'd probably take that bet now! (If I had a reliable driver back home or to the hospital.)

I'd probably need my stomach pumped because I'm a weak-ass pussy now. At my best (worst?), I could finish 80 oz of beer in under a half hour. Chugging a 750 mL bottle of tequila would've still wrecked me, but I could've rebounded much better. The hangover would kill me now.
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