Random links & other crap
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In high school my wife always chased after shorter guys because she is barely 5 foot. Then I came along with my 6’2” self and she nearly turned me down. Meeting her family for the first time was awkward because I felt like Gandalf entering a Hobbit home. Her older sister, who is 4’8”, was dumbstruck the first time we met.
Now that we’ve had kids, both of them are destined to outgrow her by a lot. She always tells me if we would ever to split up, she would definitely date someone shorter.
Now that we’ve had kids, both of them are destined to outgrow her by a lot. She always tells me if we would ever to split up, she would definitely date someone shorter.
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Good on her for trying. If she was wearing something that covered her butt nobody would care about the video.
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The better question is would you drink 75 fl. oz (2.2 L) of tequila for $1,000? That's a 1.75L bottle of booze plus another quarter of one.
A few people in my past would've taken that bet.


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Wait a minute, I just rewatched that video. I was way off on my calculations. I was assuming that the bartender poured 50 jiggers (1.5 fl. oz).pixel wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 2:15 amThe better question is would you drink 75 fl. oz (2.2 L) of tequila for $1,000? That's a 1.75L bottle of booze plus another quarter of one.
A few people in my past would've taken that bet.![]()
Some of them might've been able to walk around afterwards.
The bartender only used one 750mL bottle of Patron, right? For $1,000!? I'd probably take that bet now! (If I had a reliable driver back home or to the hospital.)
I'd probably need my stomach pumped because I'm a weak-ass pussy now. At my best (worst?), I could finish 80 oz of beer in under a half hour. Chugging a 750 mL bottle of tequila would've still wrecked me, but I could've rebounded much better. The hangover would kill me now.
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