All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Bandit]

Moxley got a concussion, Cole went to the hospital to get an ankle X-Ray after he came up limping after jumping off the ramp.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

In five years this same match may very well main event a PPV. Julia Hart is coming into her own as a future legend and big draw. The slight bit of added bulk and the black widow plex (I made that up) are epic. Skye Blue is a wonderful fiery babyface with a great look who can sell tickets and can be money on the mic.

[Ocelot]

Y'all see that followup match with Hart and Kiera and that followup segment?

Hart is *money* now.

I hope TK realizes what a diamond in the rough he has here.

[Bandit]

Ricky's reply was "Like your wife's orgasms."

[Dr. Zoidberg]

That chairshot made Lance Storm proud.

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

Y'all see that MOTHERFUCKING MOONSAULT by Julia Hart? Fucking thing of beauty.

Tellin' ya, biggest name in the business in the future, possibly.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Yes, we saw it.



Biggest name in wrestling?



She would have to go to WWE for that to happen.

[Ocelot]

In the *future* you twat. Not right now.

Tellin' ya, I can spot talent!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I was also talking about in the future.

[Ocelot]

Well you are still a twat, but you're MY twat.

[Bandit]

Jericho was walking like his back is killing him after the tag match last night and he's got to wrestle again tonight. His should take some time off after this.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Sabre looks like Johnny Marr with that hair.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jeepers...

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Egg is in the Impactzone!

[Bandit]