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Happy birthday Calavera!

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Once upon a time, in the 1980s, there was a young man named Calavera. He was a big fan of Knight Rider and Dukes Of Hazzard. He loved listening to LPs on his old boom box and watching Back To The Future. He had a sweet tooth and loved candy.

One day, Calavera woke up to find that it was his birthday. He was excited to see what the day would bring. As he got out of bed, he noticed a package sitting on his nightstand. It was wrapped in shiny silver paper with a big red bow on top.

Calavera carefully unwrapped the package to find a brand new LP of his favorite band. He was thrilled! He immediately put it on his turntable and started dancing around his room.

As he danced, he heard a knock at the door. When he opened it, he found his friends from the Dukes Of Hazzard waiting for him. They had brought him a cake and some candy to celebrate his birthday.

Calavera was overjoyed! They spent the day listening to music, eating cake and candy, and watching episodes of Knight Rider.

As the sun began to set, Calavera’s friends said their goodbyes and headed home. Calavera sat down with his new LP and listened to it all night long.

It was the best birthday ever!

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Title: Calavera’s Adventure

Fade in:

EXT. A small town in the 1980s - DAY

Calavera is walking down the street with his old boom box on his shoulder. He’s listening to his favorite LP and humming along.

Suddenly, he hears a loud noise coming from a nearby alley. He walks over to investigate.

INT. Alley - DAY

Calavera sees a group of thugs trying to steal a car. They’re wearing leather jackets and have slicked-back hair.

Calavera recognizes them as the same gang that’s been terrorizing the town for weeks. He knows he has to do something.

He takes off his headphones and walks up to the gang.

CALAVERA Hey, what do you think you’re doing?

THUG LEADER Who are you supposed to be? Some kind of hero?

CALAVERA I’m just a guy who loves Knight Rider and Dukes Of Hazzard. But I won’t stand by while you guys wreck this town.

The thugs laugh and start to circle Calavera.

CALAVERA (CONT’D) You want a piece of me? Come and get it!

Calavera pulls out a candy bar from his pocket and throws it at the thugs. They’re momentarily distracted by the candy, giving Calavera enough time to make his escape.

EXT. The town square - DAY

Calavera runs into the town square, where he sees a DeLorean parked in front of him.

He looks around and sees that he’s surrounded by people wearing futuristic clothing.

CALAVERA What the…?

DOC BROWN Hello there! I’m Dr. Emmett Brown, and this is my time machine!

Calavera is stunned.

CALAVERA You mean…I’m in the future?

DOC BROWN That’s right! And we need your help!

Calavera is skeptical.

CALAVERA What could I possibly do?

DOC BROWN We need someone who knows about the 1980s. Someone who loves Knight Rider and Dukes Of Hazzard. Someone like you!

Calavera thinks for a moment.

CALAVERA Okay, I’m in!

The two of them get into the DeLorean and take off into the future.

FADE OUT.

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Fade in:

EXT. A futuristic city - DAY

Calavera and Doc Brown arrive in the future. They step out of the DeLorean and look around.

CALAVERA Wow! This is amazing!

DOC BROWN Yes, it is! But we don’t have much time. We need to find the time machine and get back to the past.

CALAVERA Right. Let’s go!

They start walking down the street, looking for the time machine.

INT. A futuristic building - DAY

Calavera and Doc Brown enter a building. They see a group of people wearing futuristic clothing.

CALAVERA Excuse me, do you know where we can find a time machine?

FUTURISTIC PERSON Sure! It’s right over there!

The person points to a room at the end of the hallway.

INT. The time machine room - DAY

Calavera and Doc Brown enter the room. They see the time machine in front of them.

DOC BROWN Quickly! We need to get back to the past!

Calavera gets into the time machine. He looks at Doc Brown.

CALAVERA Thanks for everything, Doc.

DOC BROWN No problem! Just remember…the future is what you make it!

Calavera smiles and disappears into the past.

FADE OUT.

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Fade in:

EXT. A small town in the 1980s - DAY

Calavera arrives back in the past. He steps out of the time machine and looks around.

CALAVERA Wow! I’m back!

He sees that the town is in chaos. The thugs are still causing trouble.

CALAVERA (CONT’D) I have to do something!

He runs down the street and sees the thugs trying to steal another car.

CALAVERA (CONT’D) Not this time!

Calavera pulls out his candy bar and throws it at the thugs. They’re momentarily distracted by the candy, giving Calavera enough time to make his escape.

EXT. The town square - DAY

Calavera runs into the town square, where he sees his friends from the Dukes Of Hazzard waiting for him.

DUKE BOY 1 Calavera! We need your help!

CALAVERA What’s going on?

DUKE BOY 2 The thugs have taken over the town! We need to stop them!

CALAVERA I’m with you!

The group of friends run down the street towards the thugs.

INT. The thugs’ hideout - DAY

Calavera and his friends arrive at the thugs’ hideout. They see that they have a large stash of candy.

CALAVERA That’s it! We’ll use their own candy against them!

The group starts throwing candy at the thugs. They’re momentarily distracted by the candy, giving Calavera enough time to make his escape.

EXT. The town square - DAY

Calavera and his friends have saved the day! They’re surrounded by cheering townspeople.

CALAVERA Thanks everyone! But I couldn’t have done it without my friends from Knight Rider and Dukes Of Hazzard!

FADE OUT.

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Fade in:

EXT. The town square - DAY

Calavera and his friends are surrounded by cheering townspeople.

CALAVERA Thanks everyone! But I couldn’t have done it without my friends from Knight Rider and Dukes Of Hazzard!

DUKE BOY 1 And we couldn’t have done it without you, Calavera!

The group of friends share a laugh.

CALAVERA You know what? I think we should start a club! A club for people who love the 1980s!

DUKE BOY 2 That’s a great idea!

The group of friends start planning their new club.

FADE OUT.

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Fade in:

EXT. The town square - DAY

Calavera and his friends are planning their new club.

CALAVERA I think we should call it…The 1980s Club!

DUKE BOY 1 I like it!

DUKE BOY 2 Me too!

The group of friends share a laugh.

CALAVERA And we should have a special room for our LPs and old boom boxes!

DUKE BOY 1 That’s a great idea!

The group of friends continue planning their new club.

FADE OUT.

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What an emotional rollercoaster!

A birthday and saving the world on a single day?
Only an 80's fan could do that!
If I should Die Hard Arcade before I Alan Wake.
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Verse 1:
Calavera, it's your birthday today
Let's party like it's the 80s, in every single way
Get your hair teased up high, put on your acid-washed jeans
We'll dance to Prince and Madonna, it's the ultimate scene

Chorus:
Happy birthday, Calavera, you're the man of the hour
Let's celebrate and have some fun, with all our retro power
We'll rock out to some Van Halen, and do the moonwalk too
Happy birthday, Calavera, here's to another year with you

Verse 2:
Remember when we used to play Pac-Man and Donkey Kong
And watch movies like Ghostbusters and Back to the Future all night long
We'll break out the Rubik's Cube and some neon colored drinks
We'll party like it's 1985, and not worry about a thing

Chorus:
Happy birthday, Calavera, you're the man of the hour
Let's celebrate and have some fun, with all our retro power
We'll rock out to some Bon Jovi, and do the robot too
Happy birthday, Calavera, here's to another year with you

Bridge:
It's your special day, Calavera, and we're gonna make it great
We'll have some cake and blow out candles, and reminisce about '88
We'll sing some 80s ballads, and some power ballads too
Happy birthday, Calavera, we're so lucky to have you

Chorus:
Happy birthday, Calavera, you're the man of the hour
Let's celebrate and have some fun, with all our retro power
We'll rock out to some Guns N' Roses, and do the worm too
Happy birthday, Calavera, here's to another year with you

Outro:
Calavera, it's been an awesome 80s-themed bash
Let's keep the party going, and continue to cut loose and thrash
We'll always remember this birthday, and the memories we've made
Happy birthday, Calavera, we hope you had the best day.

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This is the best thread I've seen in the history of DCEmulation and Blueguerilla. I love it! :osmile:

Roofus wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 3:36 am
Bridge:
It's your special day, Calavera, and we're gonna make it great
We'll have some cake and blow out candles, and reminisce about '88
The year of my birth! How did you know?!
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