Quagaar warriors.

[ian]

I bet they've sent him to the wrong bloody airport again!

[2dr]

Cat why are you attacking people’s clothing?

[2dr]

You can tell all of that from a photograph?!?

[ian]

It's never beer is it? It's always wine!!

Oh what'll you have on your cornflakes, Oh I'll have some WINE please!

[2dr]

If he’s you and you’re you, and he’s you and he’s him, am I still me?!? And if not, who’s eating this chicken?

[ian]

I'm the Rimmer from the double double future, now from here on it gets a bit confusing.

[2dr]

I just want to make a short speech. “sHUUUUT UUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!”

[ian]

Obviously we have professional disagreements...

STOP YA FOUL WHINING YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!

[2dr]

It goes without saying “It was his fault!”

[ian]

Here's my next question, WHAT THE SMEG ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

[2dr]

Hadn’t we better turn her off?

[ian]

Oh I dunno, let me think about that. no worries take your time.

[2dr]

You really are a smeghead aren’t you, Rimmer?

[2dr]

Well sort of… yes.

[ian]

A man so stupid, he objects to his own defence council!

He is not guilty of murder, he is only guilty of being Arnold Rimmer. That is his crime, it is also his punishment!

[2dr]

Lmao. Sir my entire case depends upon proving that you’re completely incompetent and an utter moronic imbecile. Or something to this effect.

[2dr]

I just figured out what that circuit board is for.

[ian]

Or was it the yellow wire?

[2dr]

Yes, it was the yellow wire.

[ian]

But how do you do that Holl?

Buut how doo yooo doo that Holl?!