She bit my penis!

[ian]

It wasn't a really hard bite, but I'm not too happy about it.
Guys know how to love bite a penis, but in my personal experience, women do not know.
A normal love bite on the neck is about 4 times harder than a love bite on the cock should ever be...

Needless to say, I am not seeing her anymore.

[Skynet]

You can always rely on your bros to not bite your penis hard. Women have no idea...

[Roofus]

It's just two cool dudes biting each other on the penis. There's nothing gay about that!

[melancholy]

[ian]

You can always rely on your bros to not bite your penis hard. Women have no idea...

You said it!
I am glad someone gets it! Not that I've ever had too many biters at all.

It's just two cool dudes biting each other on the penis. There's nothing gay about that!

Always sunny reference?
but to clarify, I haven't bitten anyones penis who's bitten mine.

not no homo... BIG homo.
I am here right now saying I would prefer another man to bite my penis than a woman.
The only thing gayer than that is being the middle person in a spit roast... I WOULD THINK...

Just gotta find me a girl who doesn't fucking bite!!