WWE Thread (Spoilers)

[Bandit]

Well, at least LeBron Brekkie or whatever that dumb name is has one guy looking out for him.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Mickie has opened the Forbidden Door.

[Ocelot]

It's a PIZZAY DIZZAY

[Bandit]

Summer Rae is also coming back for this. I didn't know she still wrestled.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I don't think she's wrestled since leaving WWE.

[Bandit]

Yeah, apparently she only did one indie show in Australia 4 years ago after being released and took 2 years off before then.

It seems she's doing cryptocurrency investment these days.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

She will probably only be in for a short time. There was a bigger non-wrestling gap when Torri Wilson was in the Rumble and Summer is younger and a better wrestler than Torri, so she should be OK.

[Hawq]

When they announced Mickie James for the rumble as the Impact Knockouts champ I had to rewind Smackdown to check I wasnt hearing things, yes she's been in WWE before but to reference another company when they normally call anything other than themselves (& 1 or 2 Japanese ones) 'indies' tppl me by surprise, especially when several Impact folk were treated as coming from nowhere (apart from Styles who I think went straight onto a mainstream show rather than going through NXT) despite WWE liscesin TNA footage at the time of course

[Bandit]

Tonight’s RAW will also feature “a glimpse at Alexa Bliss‘ journey back to RAW,” but there’s no word on if she will be appearing live or if this will include vignettes to hype her upcoming return.

The official WWE website noted that Bliss’ journey back to RAW begins this week, writing, “The last time the WWE Universe laid eyes on Alexa Bliss, it wasn’t during her finest hour. After suffering the heartbreak of losing her doll, Lilly, courtesy of Charlotte Flair four months ago at WWE Extreme Rules, the former Women’s Champion is ready to rejoin Raw. What exactly will her journey back to the red brand look like? Find out on Raw live this Monday at 8/7 C on USA Network!”

Hopefully her journey back includes getting lost driving to the venue every week.

[Ocelot]

I liked Bliss when she was being a five foot tall superworker.

This new incarnation has sucked big fat dick.

[Bandit]

Just reading the results of Raw made me drop IQ points. Good lord.

[Bandit]

Russo wrote this, right?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I don't even think Russo would write something that bad.

[Ocelot]

.......

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Even worse than last week.

[Ocelot]

Disturbing in ways the WWE wasn't intending. Alexa deserves so much better than this shit. The are wasting her.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Walter's new name is Gunther Stark.

https://uboat.net/men/commanders/1212.html

Oh boy...