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Someone actually being indicted in the Epstein case would be the craziest thing to happen in 2020
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"The Plaintiff once ejaculated on his PC monitor"
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Damn, that guy must drop some huge loads if some caused an electrical fire.
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Honestly, it sounds like this guy is just trying to stop women from existing. “Oh no, I see a fully clothed girl doing something completely non-erotic, which is forcing me to touch my penis.”
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But is he constipated?
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Nope, but the eel is now.
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So he won, really. He's not constipated AND he didn't die.
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"Sir, you've been here 5 times today. Please leave."
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#NotTheOnion
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Imagine your dick just dropping off.He said he was “completely gutted” when his penis “just dropped off on to the floor” in 2014
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I'd rather not
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If I could get a bigger one I wouldn't complain.
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