NFL Thread

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I don't remember the 2011 draft when they picked Ponder, but I definitely remember 2014 while watching it at a bar. Minnesota traded back to the ninth essentially for free and picked Anthony Barr. I'll never forget seeing the alert pop up that the Vikings traded back into the first round and got Teddy with the 32nd pick. I was pumped (and drunk).

My parents couldn't use their tickets for week 4's game against the Falcons, so my friend and I got to see Teddy's first start. They won and people were chanting "TEDDY! TEDDY!" in all of the concourses when we walked out. A cool fucking moment after the McNabb/Ponder/Cassel/Freeman/Webb fuckfest that was 2011-2014. The rest of that season sucked, but 2015 was awesome until that stupid fucking field goal against the Seahawks.

I also remember when Teddy's knees disintegrated during training camp, that was a dark day for me. I worked for the local TV station, so I had to update our website with the news. I was so sad/pissed off that I refused to talk to anyone about it and went home early to sulk. It still upsets me, Teddy's such a cool guy and half-way decent quarterback and he was the first ray of hope after some of the worst years of Minnesota sports.

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Uh Darnold will be referred to as the GEQBUS, sweaty


This means that Sam Darnold and Teddy Bridgewater would battle in the Super Bowl, in my chaos-filled fantasy world.

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Oh shit I'm fully perched now

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He's going to threaten to go back on Jeopardy as leverage.

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And that's the sadest thing of all, he already ruined football for me and now Jeopardy?

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Remember 10 years ago when people thought he and Aaron Hernandez were going to be going into Canton in the same class?

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Remember 10 years ago when people thought he and Aaron Hernandez were going to be going into Canton in the same class?

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I have a feeling that Mac Jones and Bill Belichick won't be in New England after three seasons

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And tell Eric LaCosta that he made my Packers friend mad, he wanted Rashod to go to Green Bay because he's a big Gophers fan too