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Ideally, Dr. Zoidberg should not be here but if you are him and you have made it this far, please stop reading now.

Ok, now that he's gone, we could totally take over BG. There's no way he could take all of us. Who's with me?

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We should start by eliminating the salt-water cooler... Y’know, as a cost cutting measure.
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ian wrote: Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:22 am We should start by eliminating the salt-water cooler... Y’know, as a cost cutting measure.
Agreed. And we should cut the fresh squid shipments to twice a week

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Have we talked to Darc? He may have some professional insight on stealing an entire website away from its original creator.

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Shhh. Act casual...

Um. Oh yeah, trains, cars, computers, games, remember that time you did a thing Roofus? HILARIOUS!
I gotta go, too drunk right now off alcoholic beverages to keep posting...

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... ok he’s gone.

I think we need to get his passwords. The combination to his luggage is 12345, but he’s unlikely to have used 12345 as a password for us to get into BG or into his emails. I think he would have done something far more difficult to guess like having his password as ‘Guest’ or ‘password’

But it’s a hurdle we’ll have to overcome.
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ian wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:07 am ... ok he’s gone.

I think we need to get his passwords. The combination to his luggage is 12345, but he’s unlikely to have used 12345 as a password for us to get into BG or into his emails. I think he would have done something far more difficult to guess like having his password as ‘Guest’ or ‘password’

But it’s a hurdle we’ll have to overcome.
Try 123456. If that doesn't work, 1234567 should do it.

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I’ve got us a whole week to work it out.

I’ve sent him on a wild goose chase up to the Northern Territory, so if we all start adding numbers on, we should have it cracked and be taken over by the time he works out it was a ruse!
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Ok, so Zoidbergs passwords prove harder than I anticipated to guess.

We’re BG itself. Not his user account, but his ACTUAL admin account.

The clever bastards admin username is: Password, and his Password is: Admin

But there’s not much we can do with this password itself, aside from deactivating Skynet, demoting Roofus for activating Skynet, and banning Calavera for talking about things none of us fine upstanding members approve of.

We need access to his email account to confirm all of our wacky changes before he gets back from his game hunting trip.

Anyone want to help guess some passwords? Or make an app to do it for us?
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ian wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:29 am Ok, so Zoidbergs passwords prove harder than I anticipated to guess.

We’re BG itself. Not his user account, but his ACTUAL admin account.

The clever bastards admin username is: Password, and his Password is: Admin

But there’s not much we can do with this password itself, aside from deactivating Skynet, demoting Roofus for activating Skynet, and banning Calavera for talking about things none of us fine upstanding members approve of.

We need access to his email account to confirm all of our wacky changes before he gets back from his game hunting trip.

Anyone want to help guess some passwords? Or make an app to do it for us?
I wrote a Python script to guess his password for us. It's not very fast, generating about 1 every 5 seconds on my laptop. I'm new at Python though so maybe @OrangeRibbon can GPU optimize it for us.

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That will be a big help.

And if Hawq could supply us with a Monty Python Script while we all plug away at breaking in, that would put us in good humour and spirits.

We will also have a lot longer than 6 days because Zoidberg sent me a handwritten letter via horseback that he’s stopping in at all the arcades and game shops before he goes to the warehouse...
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ian wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:29 am and banning Calavera for talking about things none of us fine upstanding members approve of.

I finally learn the truth! Fine! Do whatever you want! You might as well take my posts and username while you're at it! :grumpy:
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We won’t take them, we’ll just misplace them.

I’m in to Zoidbergs Ubisoft uplay account. He has every item in the store!
If only we could log into something a little more useful than a Ubisoft Account...
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