US Politics Thread
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How you really pay tribute.
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What a train wreck this was.
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"Does America want creepy porn lawyer as pres?"
No, they want a creepy reality show host that pays porn chicks for sex as president instead.
No, they want a creepy reality show host that pays porn chicks for sex as president instead.
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Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
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"The best mushroom. The classiest mushroom. I like to think of it as more of a truffle, really."
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That innocent Nintendo Life tweet inadvertently created the funniest thread on Twitter.
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I'm ready to announce my endorsement for president in 2020. We need a president who looks like a Bond villain.
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So she's not pro-Trump after all. Kanye will be upset at her again.