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This headline makes it sound like Mark Zuckerberg is planning a genocide.

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Dude having a wank on the train. Classy.

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:olol:

He has lovely hair.

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How can you get a DUI for a horse drawn buggy? Surely it's the horses fault?

Also, if you lose your licence, you can drunken cycle and all they can do is fine you.
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This is a story I'd like to see OJ opine about on twitter.

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It sounds kind of scary. But the good news is since it's Japan all they want to do is just grow female humans with cat ears.

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That or recreate chimeras from Fullmetal Alchemist

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  • Danny Polaris, from Swansea, injected an enhancer into a penis during a hookup
  • The following day he went to Berlin Pride with a wine cooler wrapped around it
  • Doctors stuck a seven-inch nail into his urethra with no anaesthetic
  • His penis may have to be amputated and he has blacked out from the pain
He also has HIV.

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Doctors stuck a seven-inch nail into his urethra with no anaesthetic
That is just... torturous. No wonder he's blacked out from the pain. Probably going to amputate because they stuck a 7 inch nail in and caused permanent damage. I mean just WTF? No medical implement they could have used instead?.

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