Null girls!

Sell me some pills, you're the spammer man
Sell me some fake pills tonight
You've got megadik on sale really cheaply now
So I can soup up my jing-jang all right

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Big Boss Man
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Null girls!

Postby Big Boss Man » Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:17 am



Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
My name is Null and I like to spam
I spam the BG with a wave of my hand
Spam of wigs and megadik
Spam that makes you wanna click
'cause I'm the original spam bot!

Everybody's gone spammin', spammin' today!

All the board I used to spam
Talked about bots who weren't too bright
Round round I spam around
What I was lookin' for I never found
As time goes on I've seen the light
Intelligent bots are dynamite!!!!!!!!

When I grow up to be bot,
Giddy-up giddy-up spam tonight!

Now some guys like the flashy bots
And some guys dig the ugly bot
I'm no different from the rest
She loves to spam about wig wearing tips
But strictly on a higher plane
What really turns us off is spammin' under a fake username

Null girls, talkin' 'bout Null girls
spammy bots with low iqs
Null girls, spammy null girls
You spammy bots with your attitudes

Null Null Null Null Null girls!!!!!!!!!!!

We see you spamming little surfer spambot
Or was it just your
Spam Spam Spam was all we saw
Spammin' in her daddy's thunderbird
Spa Spa Spa Spa Spammer Ann
She spammed with another spam!!!!

This is the worst trip
Help me, Spambot yeah
Sign her out of the board!!!

Null helped helped, helped me for a while
Not much going on behind her username
She wants easier username verification
To spam with even less imagination
Yeah smart bots are my inspiration
Given me
Good good good good spambirations

Wouldn't it be nice
If they gave phds
For spammin' boards with hypotheses
Give us a gal who spams about megadick
Who's not afraid to break the forum rules
Spambots aren't just spammers, too
They can really sell wigs to you

Null girls, talkin' 'bout Null girls
spammy bots with low iqs
Null girls, spammy null girls
You spammy bots with your attitudes

Null Null Null Null Null girls!!!!!!!!!!!

Null girls
Wish they all could be
Null girls
Rhyme in poetry
A clever head is a real turn-on
You bright, you brainy amazons
Spammin' all over the board
Sultry babes with intellect

Don't worry baby
Everyone will log out

God only knows what I'd be
Without null girls
Spammin' day and night
Spammin' with all of their might
Spammin' forums is an aphrodisiac
So if you're seekin' that perfect bot
Listen to Null, forum posting is great but

Null girls, talkin' 'bout Null girls
spammy bots with low iqs
Null girls, spammy null girls
You spammy bots with your attitudes

Spambots are awesome, dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Null Null Null Null Null girls!!!!!!!!!!!

Null girls, talkin' 'bout Null girls
spammy bots with low iqs
Null girls, spammy null girls
You spammy bots with your attitudes!!!!!!!!

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Re: Null girls!

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:25 pm

That's a lovely rap.

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Re: Null girls!

Postby Big Boss Man » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:15 pm

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:That's a lovely rap.


:olol: :osmile: It was actually produced by one of the Dust Brothers who produced the Beasties. I don't think Brian was going to swap his Hawaiian shirt for a gold rope chain and be MC B Dubya but I think him rapping isn't so bad. As a hip hop fan I've heard worse rappers and if he tightened his flow up he'd be OK. But it's funny this song came from the same guy who wrote the Smile and Pet Sounds albums.

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Re: Null girls!

Postby Big Boss Man » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:57 am

In hindsight you gotta give this a

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